ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

olympicstupiditysilvermedalist:

olympicstupiditygoldmedalist:

Seeing a tumblr URL that is almost completely like yours.

olympicstupiditysilvermedalist:

olympicstupiditygoldmedalist:

Seeing a tumblr URL that is almost completely like yours.

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ruinedchildhood:

I wish I wish

With all my heart

TO FUCKING PASS MY CLASSES AND FINALS

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jonasbrothers:

cokeflow:

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

grinderman2:

rebellious-hufflepuff-love:

grinderman2:

frozenfoxtails:

grinderman2:

*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out

How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?

Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker

How freaking talk are your cows? My cousins own a dairy farm and the cows are about chest height.

You sure talk a lot of shit for someone whose cousin has short cows

metaknighty:

dicksplit:

Straight guy: "Dude, i have a dope idea for a photo"

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arcticemos:

14.1.7 Please Know That You Are Strong
(I love you guys, thank you for all of the support I’ve gotten over the past few days. I am so glad each one of you has lived to see today, and I hope you live to see many more.)

arcticemos:

14.1.7 Please Know That You Are Strong

(I love you guys, thank you for all of the support I’ve gotten over the past few days. I am so glad each one of you has lived to see today, and I hope you live to see many more.)

but-then-there-is-hope:

my friendships

I love sleeping to avoid problems.
Matthew Healy, The 1975. (via belongtoyous)